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    Welcome to the Professor Howe page celebrating our unofficial range of charity books raising money for BBC Children in Need.

    We now have six books in our range featuring the rather useless Professor. All books are self contained adventures which will cause much mirth and laughter.

    The three sold out books are likely to be reprinted in the Autumn.

     

  • What's Available?

    We have six books so far in our range.
    All of which are available to order individually.

    Professor Howe and the Toothless Tribe

    by Christopher Samuel Stone

    "Reading this really made me laugh. A lot. In fact, some parts made me do the 'lol' thing, to the great astonishment of people sitting close to me." - C Grit

    "Read the whole thing in one go - I couldn't put it down. Hilariously funny, I'd definitely recommend this book and look forward to the next one." - A. Fleming

     

    "Funny and could not put it down.... Buy the book people!!!!!" - F McNamara

    "In all the books that I have read I have never come across anything quite so surreal or meta-fictional as this. It is a wonderful pastiche and parody... More please!" - M. Leney

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    Professor Howe and the Viciousal Vloggers

    by Ian K. Cimm

    After building an extension to his less than reliable flying saucer, PROFESSOR HOWE encounters an enemy from his past with a score to settle.

     

    Escaping to the world of Viciousal, the danger only increases. A series of sadistic challenges overseen by a mysterious game runner have to be overcome for him and his companion, Pam, to escape with their lives.

     

    Can he survive his out of control ego and horrendous dress sense? Can Pam raise enough money to buy out her contract for another twelve episodes? And is the moon really made of cheese?

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    Professor Howe and the Sinister Sneeze

    by Ann Worrall

    A video message leads PROFESSOR HOWE and Marian to the isolated outpost of Fternisma.

     

    The wonder material Phlegillium is the solution to mankind's resource problem. If only people didn't keep sneezing and dying all the time.

    What is happening on the Le Morvier station? What are the mysterious Bigwig's plans? And why didn't Marian bring his handkerchief?


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    Professor Howe and the Plastic Peril

    by Jamie Hailstone

    Colonel McDonald-McDougall-Jameson the head of ITEMS had a lot on his plate. A meteor shower of plastic bowls, dishes and various dinnerware, the appearance of a giant flying saucer, and the return of his old friend PROFESSOR HOWE.


    Needless to say, trouble always followed where the Professor set foot and this was no exception. With Miss Trustfund by his side, the peculiar goings on at the Winkles Plastic Factory had to be investigated.

     

    Why had the factory changed production to plastic cutlery? Was the Colonel's Health and Safety Protocol really necessary? And does anyone really like listening to Demis Roussos?

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    Professor Howe and the Terrible Tarrants

    by Christopher Samuel Stone

    Landing in a dead forest, PROFESSOR HOWE encounters her deadliest enemy of all - THE TERRIBLE TARRANTS!

    Becoming trapped in the creatures' city is only the first of her many problems, including radiation sickness and financial ruin.

    Can anything stop the Tarrants evil schemes? Will the travellers face 'Renovation'? And who is responsible for Alania's great hair?

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    Professor Howe and the Shanghaied Scientists

    by Jamie Hailstone

    Something is amiss at Kettering Leisure Centre and we don't mean the instant coffee.

    Hosting a conference of esteemed and not so esteemed scientists, one by one they begin to disappear. Only one man could solve this problem and, unfortunately for everyone, that person wasn't PROFESSOR HOWE.

     

    Yet, with the aid of his perky assistant, Belle, can the Professor track down the kidnapped researchers and stop Barbie Cappuccino in her tracks? Will the infamous intergalactic space vixen succeed in her evil machinations to rid the world of eligible bachelors? And who will feel the bite of the Caramel Masterplan?

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